I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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