i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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