FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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