On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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