We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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