i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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