quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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