What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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