i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Slut skills are useful in every country.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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