what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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