Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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