i barfeds in our rink
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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