Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize