walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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