My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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