This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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