Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
