Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
we're so committed to being not committed
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