Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Randomize