I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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