He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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