problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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