Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So vagazzling was a success
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