it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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