I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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