Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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