That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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