So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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