Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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