I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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