She went from zero to smokin in five shots
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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