Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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