All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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