I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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