OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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