When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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