we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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