She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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