I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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