is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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