i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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