Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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