What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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