I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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