you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
