There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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