How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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