these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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