I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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