What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I had to cum in my sink.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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