Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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