yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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