there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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