I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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