i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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