just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
