At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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