your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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