Dual....:-)
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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